Personal Responsibility

There's a place for personal responsibility in this world, and then there's situations when you need to sue someone's @$$.

The following are songs for which I can reasonably sue the performer when I get a speeding ticket for DWD (Driving While Dancing) or DWS (Driving While Singing):

Last Dance - Donna Summer
Panama - Van Halen
You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC
D'yer Mak'er - Led Zeppelin
Heartache Tonight - Eagles
Kiss - Prince
Are You Gonna Be My Girl - Jet
We'll Be Together - Sting
Everybody Wants You - Billy Squier
Her Strut - Bob Seger
Lay Down Sally - Eric Clapton
Bad Case of Loving You - Robert Palmer
Heavy Metal - Sammy Hagar (thanks for the nudge, Jay!)
You Really Got Me - The Kinks
Welcome to the Jungle - Guns n Roses
Enter Sandman - Metallica
Shadows of the Night - Pat Benatar
Fat-Bottomed Girls - Queen
Disco Inferno - The Trammps
Honkey-Tonk Women - The Rolling Stones
Talk Dirty to Me - Poison
Pour Some Sugar on Me - Def Leppard
You Give Love A Bad Name - Bon Jovi
SuperFreak - Rick James, Bitch
Seventeen - Winger
YMCA - The Village People (and yes, I do the letters, even while driving)
Smooth - Santana
I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
Stranglehold - Ted Nugent (Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!!!)
Jive Talkin' - The Bee Gees (yes, I'm serious)
Night Fever - The Bee Gees (ditto)
Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) - Big & Rich
Redneck Woman - Gretchen Wilson
Here for the Party - Gretchen Wilson
Fancy - Reba McIntyre
Roll With It - Steve Winwood (thanks, Ma!)
Push It - Salt n Pepa (ditto)
Touch Me - The Doors
Brick House - The Commodores
FireWoman - The Cult
Mysterious Ways - U2
Learning to Fly - Pink Floyd
Don't Tell Me You Love Me - Night Ranger
I Want You To Want Me - Cheap Trick

I will revise this post when I think of more... anyone else have any favorites?