Out of the Forest With You!!!!

My eyes are at it again, refusing to work properly... checking the headlines on Yahoo! News, I saw:

"Ban on gay rabbits may be lifted"

I wondered - how can you tell? Little boy bunnies with too much hare gel (ar ar ar)? Little girl bunnies crooning k.d. lang songs? And even if you could tell, how would you ban them? What would you ban them from, fer cryin' out loud?!?!?!

Then, of course, I looked closer and realized they were talking about rabbis, not rabbits. But that's not nearly as amusing, now is it?