Random Mental Messes

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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Letter to Santa

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Miah's office party. It was Steve who spiked the punch with too much whiskey. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like vanilla.

I thought it was funny when I put Keira's skirt on my head and danced the limbo on the couch while singing `"Please Come Home for Christmas"'. I didn't mean to break Miah's iPod and don't know why Miah would accuse me of grand theft auto.

I don't remember calling Ruben's wife a slimy cow---even though she looked like one with sapphire eye shadow and burnt umber lipstick!

And when I threw up on Kim's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that spaghetti.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my hot-rod through my neighbor's attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a small ferret and have me arrested for burglary!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all sharp and slow. And I'm really not to blame for any of this wise stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and quickly yours,
Sara (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 7 bucks!


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